The 
                  baggage collections and customs was all relatively painless 
                  thankfully as it would've been a drag to be searched after the 
                  twenty three hour flight. John was the only one of us detained 
                  at all and that was just a cursory inspection. 
                A 
                  fellow called Chris was our English connection and he met us 
                  at the airport. He took us to the coach, our transport into 
                  the city. My first glimpse of London was a couple of black cabs 
                  outside the airport. It was overcast and had been raining. Pretty 
                  much how I'd always imagined. Perfect. 
                It 
                  was about 7.30 am at this stage and only just getting light. 
                  At first I thought the full size bus was public transport but 
                  it was just for us. Driving from the airport to the hotel "The 
                  Park International" was already an eye opener. What hit 
                  me was that all the familiar trees are actually native to this 
                  place and were a different green. That and the rows of pristine 
                  white terrace houses with shiny brass trim.
                We 
                  arrived at the hotel and filled in a few more forms (French 
                  visa stuff). The hotel rooms are really quite nice but very 
                  small. John and I are sharing which is usually how we do it, 
                  with Ron and Mick in another twin and Sean and Wendy in a double. 
                  There was nothing to do band-wise today so after I'd had a shower 
                  I was ready to get out and see London. The rest of the band 
                  were still getting organised so I decided to strike out on my 
                  own.
                I 
                  headed up Cromwell Rd. towards London proper. I figured if I 
                  found Trafalgar Square all would be revealed. I didn't have 
                  a map so I simply asked directions. Ron, who was born and raised 
                  in London, said it would be too far to walk as did a couple 
                  of people on the way but I didn't care. This was me walking 
                  to London.
                Walking 
                  past the Victoria and Albert Museum I realised I wasn't even 
                  going to scratch the surface of this place when I came upon 
                  Harrods department store. I kind of bumbled around in there 
                  for about a half an hour. Asking directions to the city, I headed 
                  off again and found myself at Hyde Park Corner. I took a subway 
                  walkway and found myself in Green Park near a huge arch with 
                  the statue of an angel woman riding a chariot drawn by huge 
                  horses. Incredible.
                I 
                  was halfway down a tree lined street when a parade of three 
                  gold carriages drove past with a police escort. "'Ello 
                  'ello", I thought, I must be very close to Buckingham Palace" 
                  and five minutes later sure enough, there I was out the front, 
                  watching the changing of the guard. I think that's when the 
                  penny dropped, I am in England. For a lot of us non-indigenous 
                  Australians, it's the ancestral homeland. It was all so familiar, 
                  I already knew it so well, but it had come to life.
                I 
                  headed up a wide tree-lined street adorned with Union Jacks 
                  that lead away from the palace then under another huge arch 
                  and a few moments later found myself looking up at Nelson's 
                  Column. Here it was, Trafalgar Square. I remember thinking, 
                  "What an extraordinary life this can be at times!" 
                  I 
                  had a coffee and a sandwich in a little place off the square 
                  and then kept walking.
                I 
                  found myself in the theatre district. There was "The Palace", 
                  "The Hippodrome" etc. The real thing, as opposed to 
                  their name sakes we have in Australia. This was your actual 
                  Covent Garden. I stumbled onward until I found myself in Soho, 
                  (your actual Soho!). Street after street of clothes shops, book 
                  shops, street markets, strip shows and as expected, characters 
                  everywhere. The place was so big and alive and buzzing. Then 
                  I turned a corner and there was the legendary "The Marquee 
                  Club". Wow. I needed a drink.
                I 
                  stepped into a classic little English corner pub and had a pint 
                  of ale. By this time it was around 3.00 pm and I knew I was 
                  running out of time and I wanted to see the National Gallery 
                  before it closed. I headed back to Trafalgar Square and on the 
                  way stopped in at the National Portrait gallery which was stunning, 
                  literally. I found myself constantly shaking my head. 
                I 
                  then walked over to The National Gallery and stood on the steps 
                  overlooking the square just as the sun came out for the first 
                  time that day and there was Big Ben in the distance. There was 
                  no doubt about which city I was in. I went into the gallery 
                  and before even looking at any paintings, I was over-awed by 
                  the architecture of the place. The ceilings, my God! 
                Numb 
                  with culture overload, I walked past walls of Constable landscapes, 
                  Gainsborough portraits and a whole room of Rembrandts, all of 
                  which were familiar to me from photos in books. Just when I 
                  thought it was time to leave before I imploded, I noticed a 
                  sign saying "French Paintings of the Nineteenth Century". 
                  Oh oh.
                I 
                  went down to the basement and the first thing I saw on the far 
                  wall was Seurat's "The Bathers". It was at least twice 
                  as big as I'd imagined. I was floored. For the next hour or 
                  so I wandered around in a semi dream like state, past Renoir 
                  umbrellas and Monets, and Sislys, Pissaros and the master, Picasso. 
                  
                By 
                  the time I got to Van Gogh's "Sunflowers" I didn't 
                  know whether to laugh or cry. It really was a very emotional 
                  experience having your nose not six inches from these masterpieces, 
                  the images which have been indelibly stamped into your consciousness 
                  for as long as you can remember. They are part of your frame 
                  of reference. Your innate aesthetic lexicon.
                I 
                  eventually dragged myself out at closing time, walked up Pall 
                  Mall and I remembered thinking how long ago it was that I'd 
                  last played Monopoly. I found myself at Piccadilly Circus and 
                  walked up past Hyde Park as the sun was setting. I remembered 
                  Jude had said it was like Melbourne only more so. I know what 
                  she means.
                I 
                  caught a red double decker bus (no.74) back to the hotel, and 
                  it was dark when I arrived. The rest of the band was in the 
                  bar having a drink and we exchanged stories of the days events. 
                  We went over the road to an Indian restaurant, and by 9.00 pm 
                  everyone was completely wasted. We went back to the hotel and 
                  I fell asleep almost immediately. My legs were aching, but a 
                  good aching.
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